Month: March 2009

So there was this guy singing, see…

I used to have to go to student recitals when I took music appreciation in college. If they didn’t make us go, nobody would show up, because recitals were B-O-R-I-N-G. I was also taking art classes, so I’d relieve my…

Dignity and Desperation

When you sell stuff on craigslist, you meet a lot of nice people. This isn’t anonymous eBay, where you mail things to New York. This is real life, in your face, actual people coming to your house. The other day…

Got Wench?

This is an actual ad – not a joke – that appeared in my church’s March 2009 newsletter: ———–Need a Freezer?Large chest freezer, free to a good home for just coming to pick it up. If interested, call F*******s Community…